female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is.
hands down the lamest post i’ve ever read in my life
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch